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• Instantly create real-looking reports
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Faux research report generator
• Instantly create real-looking reports
• Back up entirely made-up claims
• Generated in seconds.
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Faux research report generator
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Persona Voodoo Doll
• Therapeutic stress relief for failed MQLs
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• Works equally poorly on B2B and B2C personas
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Persona Voodoo Doll
• Therapeutic stress relief for failed MQLs
• One size fits all buyer personas
• Works equally poorly on B2B and B2C personas
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Persona Voodoo Doll
• Therapeutic stress relief for failed MQLs
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• Works equally poorly on B2B and B2C personas
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Subject line grader
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Subject line grader
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• Includes retro-computer simulation to amplify your existential marketing dread
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Subject line grader
• Rate your quirky, desperate, or oddly specific subject lines
• Includes retro-computer simulation to amplify your existential marketing dread
• Discover just how clickable—or ignorable—you truly are
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Subject line grader
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• Includes retro-computer simulation to amplify your existential marketing dread
• Discover just how clickable—or ignorable—you truly are
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Rose-Tinted Browsing
• Reduces harshness on those sharp downward trend lines
• Make everything “more creative”
• Spreadsheets become 12% less soul-crushing
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JUST ROSY :)

Rose-Tinted Browsing
• Reduces harshness on those sharp downward trend lines
• Make everything “more creative”
• Spreadsheets become 12% less soul-crushing
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JUST ROSY :)

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Rose-Tinted Browsing
• Reduces harshness on those sharp downward trend lines
• Make everything “more creative”
• Spreadsheets become 12% less soul-crushing
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